神がどこの大学の終身教授にもなれない理由Top10

とある生命科学の掲示板からの引用ですが思わず笑ってしまったので紹介します。「彼のデータには再現性がほとんどないからねー」などとデリカシーのない発言されたら神と言えども激怒しそう。

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Top Ten Reasons Why God Never Got Tenure at Any University

1. He only had one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew and had no references.
3. It wasn't published in a refereed journal and some doubt that he even wrote it Himself.
4. It may be true that He created the world, but what has He done since then ?
5. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating His results.
6. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use live subjects.
7. When one experiment went away, He tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.
8. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book.
9. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed His tests.
10. His office hours were infrequent and usually had held on a mountain top.